My blogs are few and far between, but I plan to update it more this time.
Alright, so let's talk Christmas.
Heading downstate to see my family for the holidays. I can't believe how much I took for granted being around family for Christmas. 6 years ago I moved to Northern Michigan and it's the only time I really get to see them now. I cherish this time. You live and learn right?
Today my friends I wish you well. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and good time with your family.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Sick Sucks...
So,
It's been a bit since my last blog. I figured I should get on it before the meds kick in again. You may or may not have noticed but I've either not been on the air, or sounded high as all hell when I was on the air over the last few days. There is a reason for it.
I woke up a few days back and the room spun like there was no stopping it. I tried everything, but the room just continued to spin. After that, my head became so heavy, I couln't lift it forward. That's when I really got scared... my face and arms went numb. I freaked out and had no idea what was wrong. 6:30 AM, the girlfriend rushed me to the hospital.
After a CAT SCAN, X-RAY's, and blood work, it was determined that I had an inner ear infection which caused vertigo. Vertigo means you lose your sense of balance and it causes dizziness. Thank god it was nothing more serious.
WAKE UP CALL THOUGH...
It turned out to be something quite normal, but for me... I had never experienced anything like it. Scared the hell out of me...
Again... WAKE UP CALL.
It's been a bit since my last blog. I figured I should get on it before the meds kick in again. You may or may not have noticed but I've either not been on the air, or sounded high as all hell when I was on the air over the last few days. There is a reason for it.
I woke up a few days back and the room spun like there was no stopping it. I tried everything, but the room just continued to spin. After that, my head became so heavy, I couln't lift it forward. That's when I really got scared... my face and arms went numb. I freaked out and had no idea what was wrong. 6:30 AM, the girlfriend rushed me to the hospital.
After a CAT SCAN, X-RAY's, and blood work, it was determined that I had an inner ear infection which caused vertigo. Vertigo means you lose your sense of balance and it causes dizziness. Thank god it was nothing more serious.
WAKE UP CALL THOUGH...
It turned out to be something quite normal, but for me... I had never experienced anything like it. Scared the hell out of me...
Again... WAKE UP CALL.
Monday, January 11, 2010
I'm Pretty Sure That My Dog Is A Zombie:
OK,
So I'm sure many of you wonder why I assume that my dog is a Zombie. Although I don't have very much evidence that points to this statement... I do think that we may have just enough.
One word folks...
BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSS...
No matter what kind of stuffed animal we give her, it never fails. Maggie my awesome 10 year old Golden Retriever, make it a point to decapitate and remove the stuffing Representative of the brains. She doesn't stop there though.. what she doesn't eat, she always seems to enjoy a good roll through the remains of said stuffed animal. So basically... it's like a Zombie who eats someones brain and then rips out the intestines just to roll around in them.
Maggie also enjoys groaning. No not growling but groaning as if her body had been dead for years and it was moving for the first time in ages. Now... here's the kicker. This is where I lose trust for her.
One afternoon I was napping on the bed. As I drifted off to la la land, I suddenly felt as if someone were staring at me. Worse yet... I felt a warm breath on my face. As I allowed one eye to open slowly... there she sat. Breathing and smiling in a sinister way. I knew she was up to no good. I told her to go lay down. No issues after that... UNTIL that night. Once again as I lay sleeping I got that feeling. And then... I could smell this horrific rotting corpse smell. The stench of death. As I opened my eyes. There she sat staring and smiling and allowing a stink bath of breath to blow in my face. As I closed my eyes again... I thought it's all good she just wants to go out... so I open them again. This time she was less than an inch from my face. Clearly she was there to kill me and suck out my brain for nourishment. Fortunately for me I have a superhuman strength bed spread which I was able to pull up over my head protecting me from the Zombie Dog. She hasn't tried anything since but I can never be too sure... because late at night I can still here her cries for more...
BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS....
**The Previous blog was brought to you by NyQuil! Feel sick? Down that shit... if you don't fall asleep you'll still write some crazy ass blogs.**
So I'm sure many of you wonder why I assume that my dog is a Zombie. Although I don't have very much evidence that points to this statement... I do think that we may have just enough.
One word folks...
BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSS...
No matter what kind of stuffed animal we give her, it never fails. Maggie my awesome 10 year old Golden Retriever, make it a point to decapitate and remove the stuffing Representative of the brains. She doesn't stop there though.. what she doesn't eat, she always seems to enjoy a good roll through the remains of said stuffed animal. So basically... it's like a Zombie who eats someones brain and then rips out the intestines just to roll around in them.
Maggie also enjoys groaning. No not growling but groaning as if her body had been dead for years and it was moving for the first time in ages. Now... here's the kicker. This is where I lose trust for her.
One afternoon I was napping on the bed. As I drifted off to la la land, I suddenly felt as if someone were staring at me. Worse yet... I felt a warm breath on my face. As I allowed one eye to open slowly... there she sat. Breathing and smiling in a sinister way. I knew she was up to no good. I told her to go lay down. No issues after that... UNTIL that night. Once again as I lay sleeping I got that feeling. And then... I could smell this horrific rotting corpse smell. The stench of death. As I opened my eyes. There she sat staring and smiling and allowing a stink bath of breath to blow in my face. As I closed my eyes again... I thought it's all good she just wants to go out... so I open them again. This time she was less than an inch from my face. Clearly she was there to kill me and suck out my brain for nourishment. Fortunately for me I have a superhuman strength bed spread which I was able to pull up over my head protecting me from the Zombie Dog. She hasn't tried anything since but I can never be too sure... because late at night I can still here her cries for more...
BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS....
**The Previous blog was brought to you by NyQuil! Feel sick? Down that shit... if you don't fall asleep you'll still write some crazy ass blogs.**
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Avatard: The Adventure Of Suck
Alright...
I understand, the visuals are stunning for Avatar. The colors and sights will blow your mind. I GET IT. But it still has a stupid and retarded storyline. Who the hell wants to see Disney's Pocahontas remade into 3-D about beings from another world.
(Proof at this link:http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/linkingverbz/news/?a=13515 )
The only Disney remakes I ever wanna see would be live action porno. Like "Beauty Meets BEAST" or "Snow White humps Seven dwarfs". I think Avatar is a sickening look at how we as people really enjoy the re-hashing of stories over and over. They spent millions upon millions to remake Pocahontas, and sure it's made some cash. But look at the movie "Paranormal Activity". No budget at all and WHAM... instant millions in cash too. They did it the old fashioned way... gorilla marketing. Now that I like... giving the little guy a fricken chance. I'll go see a "Paranormal Activity" over that Avatard bull shit any day.
That's my two cents. Like or don't... I won't care either way.
I understand, the visuals are stunning for Avatar. The colors and sights will blow your mind. I GET IT. But it still has a stupid and retarded storyline. Who the hell wants to see Disney's Pocahontas remade into 3-D about beings from another world.
(Proof at this link:http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/linkingverbz/news/?a=13515 )
The only Disney remakes I ever wanna see would be live action porno. Like "Beauty Meets BEAST" or "Snow White humps Seven dwarfs". I think Avatar is a sickening look at how we as people really enjoy the re-hashing of stories over and over. They spent millions upon millions to remake Pocahontas, and sure it's made some cash. But look at the movie "Paranormal Activity". No budget at all and WHAM... instant millions in cash too. They did it the old fashioned way... gorilla marketing. Now that I like... giving the little guy a fricken chance. I'll go see a "Paranormal Activity" over that Avatard bull shit any day.
That's my two cents. Like or don't... I won't care either way.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Uh Oh... The Bad Guy's Got A Blog Now:
As if it wasn't enough that I have a microphone and nearly a 100,000 watts of power pushing my voice daily on the radio... but now I've decided I need more. I've gone and jumped onto the "blogger internets". World Domination is slowly coming into play.
So, I suppose I should explain what I plan for this blog to be. It's pretty simple actually... an outlet and a release for me. Music, Movies, POLITICS (Yeah, you should be afraid), and little pieces of my life all rolled into one. I won't cater to anyone's hurt feelings here. It's like this... if you don't enjoy this blog, then please feel free not to read it. In fact, thanks in advance if you choose not to read it because you're afraid I'll offend you. But if you like reading funny, interesting, or odd things... welcome to my life and my little blog world. I decided I better stake my piece of the blogosphere before it's all spoken for. That's it for now, but who knows... I like to write so I may be back several times a day.
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